Tramp sheltering in a doorway in winter, the sleet is belting down & the wind is howling. A policeman moves him on even though the tramps' blue with the cold. Fighting the elements he shuffles along crossing a high bridge, he looks over the side & sees a painter's cradle with a tarpaulin inside. He climbs down into the cradle, & pulls the tarpaulin over him & settles down. 5 mins. later he hears a voice, looks up & sees a gorgeous young blonde. ' You can't stay in there all night' she says,'come up here'. He climbs & up sees a limousine. 'Get in' she tells him, so he does. They stop at a beautiful mansion which she owns. 'Go straight up the main staircase, you'll find a bathroom, have a bath & a shave, use the after shave & deodarants, put on one of the silk robes, pour 2 glasses of champagne, climb into the 4 poster bed & wait for me there. He does as he's told & she comes in wearing a see through baby doll nightie. 'Move over!' she says...He does so........And fell out the cradle!!
2006-11-08
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