Tramp sheltering in a doorway in winter, the sleet is belting down & the wind is howling. A policeman moves him on even though the tramps' blue with the cold. Fighting the elements he shuffles along crossing a high bridge, he looks over the side & sees a painter's cradle with a tarpaulin inside. He climbs down into the cradle, & pulls the tarpaulin over him & settles down. 5 mins. later he hears a voice, looks up & sees a gorgeous young blonde. ' You can't stay in there all night' she says,'come up here'. He climbs & up sees a limousine. 'Get in' she tells him, so he does. They stop at a beautiful mansion which she owns. 'Go straight up the main staircase, you'll find a bathroom, have a bath & a shave, use the after shave & deodarants, put on one of the silk robes, pour 2 glasses of champagne, climb into the 4 poster bed & wait for me there. He does as he's told & she comes in wearing a see through baby doll nightie. 'Move over!' she says...He does so........And fell out the cradle!!
2006-11-08 11:39:03 · 12 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay--i'm slow sometimes--but i just don't get it AT ALL
2006-11-08 11:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my dad must have had a dream like that last week, cos he fell out of bed!
My mum couldn't stop laughing when she told me.
2006-11-08 20:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! very clever!! Got to agree with warlock as well.
2006-11-08 12:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost me on that one Kev.
2006-11-11 20:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! it was a dream, took me a minute. I'm a bit thick this morning.
Good one
2006-11-08 21:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad that!!!!! the ones before warlock will be yanks (trust me).
2006-11-08 20:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR DREAM GIRL WAS BLOND JUST LIKE SOME OF THE ANSWERING LADIES TONIGHT
2006-11-12 04:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, liked that thanx
2006-11-08 20:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kev, these people have no SOH. I enjoyed that one!
2006-11-08 12:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-08 22:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋