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Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build our immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So..
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

2006-11-08 11:49:51 · 6 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

If you keep your alcohol levels up,

flu germs can't get you!


My grandmother always said,

"A shot in the glass
is better than one in the as s!"

2006-11-08 11:50:14 · update #1

6 answers

My philsophy is "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." EDIT: The company I work for is giving away free flu shots. I tell eveybody they are really "loyal employee" shots. :)

2006-11-08 11:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You sure have the right idea. I like what your grandmother said about the shot in the glass. I'll take the flu shot then a shot in the glass to ease the discomfort of the flu shot.

2006-11-08 11:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by bramblerock 5 · 2 0

Excellent! Very funny!

2006-11-08 11:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 2 0

Very nice love your Grandma's saying

2006-11-08 11:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by CK 3 · 2 0

Haha, excellent advice!

2006-11-08 12:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1 1

:) cute

2006-11-08 11:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 2 0

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