Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

Ok this is not just a riddle but also a test

A girl is at the funeral of her parents, as she is mourning she see a very attractive man.
So much so that she falls in love with him.

The next day she kills her sister why?

2006-11-07 06:56:07 · 7 answers · asked by v32817 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

2006-11-07 06:55:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
”Certainly, Sir, that’ll be 1p.”
”1p?” the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”
”10p” the barman replied.
”10p?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”
The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied, ”The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”

2006-11-07 06:54:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Jim Carey vs. Wil Farrell
Ben Stiller vs. Adam Sandler

2006-11-07 06:54:01 · 36 answers · asked by Ann 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by AVENGER 2 in Television

;)

2006-11-07 06:52:28 · 14 answers · asked by otter7 5 in Polls & Surveys

What piece of music is being played?........

2006-11-07 06:51:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yep...I should doing some homework but instead...here I am :)

2006-11-07 06:50:51 · 37 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:50:03 · 8 answers · asked by TUESDAY AFTERNOON RAPIST 1 in Polls & Surveys

what is the name of yhe song in step up at the very end when they are all dancing and what is the name of the song when tyler and nora are maessing around in the gym and he trips her up....

2006-11-07 06:49:59 · 2 answers · asked by tismyR 2 in Other - Entertainment

I don't even know what Combs is going by these days...is it Diddy? or what?!

2006-11-07 06:49:08 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Celebrities

And do you know their name?........

2006-11-07 06:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-07 06:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by TUESDAY AFTERNOON RAPIST 1 in Polls & Surveys

Me, I like Spring, or Indian summer.

2006-11-07 06:46:33 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THIS IS A POLL. What is the best excuse you have found to get your boss to unlock you from your desk and go home early?

Thank you for your help.

2006-11-07 06:46:27 · 18 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Notice, this is about actual food! :)

some ideas -- steak tartar, liver pate, escargot, weird things I haven't heard of hee hee, uhhh stuff like that

2006-11-07 06:46:19 · 15 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She
looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The
note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7
inches in your pants.

The man after reading this note, sends one
of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know- I happen
to have a Rolls, BMW and a Mercedes in my garage, plus two million
dollars in the bank: But not even for a woman as beautiful as you
would I cut three inches off my penis!
Just send the bottle back.

2006-11-07 06:46:05 · 18 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 06:45:55 · 30 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:45:36 · 4 answers · asked by TUESDAY AFTERNOON RAPIST 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:45:29 · 10 answers · asked by Oliver G 1 in Music

2006-11-07 06:45:06 · 33 answers · asked by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 in Polls & Surveys

does the little baby really have downs syndrome.my partner says it does cause of the eyes and tongue.he just askt where did they get the baby for the part and that it has downs.anyone know

2006-11-07 06:44:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-07 06:44:53 · 8 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:44:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 06:44:40 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

my sister promised me once as a kid.. that she will buy me the chocolate factory !!!.. but she still hasnt fullfilled that promise !!!...grrrrr *sniff*

wht abt u ?.. did u make any promise and didnt fullfill it yey !??

2006-11-07 06:44:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Name at least 5.

2006-11-07 06:43:23 · 8 answers · asked by FLORIDA 4 in Music

Hey alot of people in my class say stuff like, they have been fingerd and stuff but i want to know far poeple would actualy go or if you think is slag-ish ?

2006-11-07 06:43:11 · 23 answers · asked by C h a r r 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water the bartender looks at him and pulls out a gun the man says thank you and walk a way happy.

Why?

2006-11-07 06:42:48 · 17 answers · asked by v32817 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i found out today one of my family members related through marriage sleeps in the same bed as her son she is 63 and he is 34 they have a 2 bedroom house so that's no excuse i dont think anything sexual goes on well i bloody hope not
but i am having trouble getting my head round this why sleep with your child
aarrgghh it's made me feel sick
am i wrong

2006-11-07 06:41:48 · 34 answers · asked by Well well 2 in Polls & Surveys