A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
2006-11-07 06:55:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, a very rare thing on here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!
Nice to see an original
2006-11-07 07:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is even better than the last one. Never heard a good Bond joke like that before.
2006-11-07 07:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-07 06:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
A bloke walks up to a bird in a night club and says, "Hi, my name is BOND!"
She says, "Don't tell me its JAMES!"
He said "NO!! its UNI, im here to fill yer crack."
2006-11-07 07:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah for sexist humour!
2006-11-07 07:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 keep them comeing
2006-11-07 07:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it, can't wait till Casino royale comes out, ahh 17th of november so soon but not xXx
2006-11-07 07:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awsome!!!
2006-11-07 07:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lydia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* thats funny
2006-11-07 07:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahha cute.
2006-11-07 07:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Christie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋