A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
”Certainly, Sir, that’ll be 1p.”
”1p?” the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?”
”10p” the barman replied.
”10p?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied, “Upstairs, with my wife.”
The man asked, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied, ”The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
2006-11-07 06:54:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-07 06:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...the Owner and the Bartendor both are experts in Screwing....Ofcourse in their own ways !!! Good piece of work !!! I liked it !
2006-11-07 14:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. except, really, what is 1P? obviously we aren't talking American dollars, but I get the point.
2006-11-07 14:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't another version of this on Answers earlier?
2006-11-07 15:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so great!! Nice job.
2006-11-07 14:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had this one last night!
shame on you!
2006-11-07 15:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously funny, thanks for sharing xXx
2006-11-07 14:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋