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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She
looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The
note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7
inches in your pants.

The man after reading this note, sends one
of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know- I happen
to have a Rolls, BMW and a Mercedes in my garage, plus two million
dollars in the bank: But not even for a woman as beautiful as you
would I cut three inches off my penis!
Just send the bottle back.

2006-11-07 06:46:05 · 18 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

currently cracking up in hysterics, thanks for making my day a hell of a lot better xXx

2006-11-07 06:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1 0

Ha Ha Ha ......Absolutely true ! Why should he cut his Penis down to three inches even for Miss World too for that matter ! Possessing a 10 inch Dong is a pride in itself !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Good one I liked it !

2006-11-07 14:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1 0

omg that is hilarous....man I wish I were the woman, I'd bring the bottle back to the guy myself.

2006-11-07 14:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by ruthbeckersc 3 · 1 0

LOL. Yes, indeedy, that is a Good One! LOL. LOL.

Thank you for the laugh, and have a great evening!

2006-11-08 15:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

first impressions can get you into trouble, lmao...very witty

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

2006-11-07 23:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1 0

OMG hahahahahahahahaha!

2006-11-07 19:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 1 0

Brilliant - very funny.
Q.What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
A.Night and day. :)

2006-11-07 14:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Love it! Thanx for the laugh!

2006-11-07 14:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by ribena 4 · 1 0

I just loved that joke and it brighten up y day oh thank you

2006-11-07 14:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1 0

An old one, but still a good one. lol

2006-11-07 14:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

nice one, im gonna write this down

2006-11-07 14:51:01 · answer #11 · answered by sur2124 4 · 1 0

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