Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one throws up over himself. "Damn," he says. "My wife is going to kill you when she see this."
"It's not a problem, "says the second drunk. "Just put £20 in your shirt pocket. When she asks what it's for, say a man threw up on you and gave you £20 to get your shirt cleaned."
"That's a great idea," says the first drunk, and to celebrate they both buy each other many drinks.
Later the first drunk returns home.....
"Look at the state of you!" shouts his wife. "You're covered in vomit!"
"It's not my fault," replies the drunk. A man threw up on me and gave me £20 to get it cleaned up."
Saying this, the drunk hands his wife some money.
"What do you mean £20?" says his wife. "There's £40 here."
"Oh yes," replies the drunk. "I forgot to mention, he crapped in my pants too."

2006-11-07 08:08:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are u proud of it or do u blame it or try to make it look like it was someone else?

2006-11-07 08:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

Age?

What are Night Clubs lacking?

2006-11-07 08:07:26 · 11 answers · asked by Cesare F 1 in Polls & Surveys

I love scary movies but when I pick one up at the video store I am more often disappointed then not.
Without mentioning the classics everyone knows like The Exorcist, The Shining, etc… What do you think is a truly scary movie?

2006-11-07 08:06:47 · 16 answers · asked by swollen 2 in Movies

♥

2006-11-07 08:06:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes like this:
her name was lola she is a show girl
she wore flowes in her hair and her dress cut down to there...

2006-11-07 08:05:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

......did Snoop Dogg actually leave his wife and kids just to do porn? Heard about it long back but after what's going on with him now, this kinda clicked and i began to wonder if it was really true.

2006-11-07 08:05:16 · 4 answers · asked by Georgina 3 in Celebrities

where can i find an obituary of aaliyah?

2006-11-07 08:05:00 · 5 answers · asked by gunitbrat411okay 1 in Celebrities

Limewire wasn't good for my computer so is there any other places I could go.

2006-11-07 08:04:55 · 10 answers · asked by Nice Aries Girl 2 in Music

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I
can get
away from him no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he pushed
it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on
earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

2006-11-07 08:04:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in I'm a celebrity get me out of here (series 6)?

2006-11-07 08:03:45 · 3 answers · asked by spurtreynolds 1 in Television

2006-11-07 08:03:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Indians have really good music, and I love their style of dance. I'm looking for dance music although I'm open to ballads if it's a good artist. Can you help me?

2006-11-07 08:03:35 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

He recently asked me to get "Public Warning" for him. Before I endear myself to him, and inadvertently enrage my brother for buying his son this CD, I would like to know what your thoughts are about her; image, language, etc. Thank you.

2006-11-07 08:03:30 · 13 answers · asked by JaMoke 4 in Music

Which do you like the most? I like Southpark I find it the funniest of the 3.

2006-11-07 08:03:21 · 34 answers · asked by Siu02rk 3 in Television

they showed a preview last week but I went to tvguide.com and it says it's not on (because of the elections...) - so does anyone know if it's on tonight?

2006-11-07 08:03:09 · 4 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Television

i think should be discovered

thanks for your help

2006-11-07 08:02:49 · 4 answers · asked by Flordia_Grl 1 in Music

There are 2 cannibals eating a clown..... one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you"?

2006-11-07 08:02:36 · 7 answers · asked by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

...my chicken before I served it at Arnolds

2006-11-07 08:02:33 · 12 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde and her boyfriend are in a bar when the news comes on. There is a man on top of a building threatning to jump. People are trying to coax him down. The boyfriend says to the blonde
"I bet you €20 he'll jump."
She says: "I bet you €20 he doesn't!"
So anyway after about half an hour they hear that the man jumped. The blonde gets her purse out to pay the boyfriend.
The boyfriend says:
"No I can't , I cheated, that wasn't a live news flash, I seen it earlier."
The blonde replies:
"So did I but I thought he'd change his mind this time!"

2006-11-07 08:02:14 · 34 answers · asked by ciaragw 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 08:02:13 · 28 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 08:02:11 · 12 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2006-11-07 08:02:10 · 17 answers · asked by Autumn 4 in Music

he told police he was just f ukinaboot

2006-11-07 08:00:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 08:00:23 · 24 answers · asked by mickladd 2 in Music

Has anyone seen P. Diddy's video 'Come to me'? He
trying to break moves when he knows he can't dance, he looks stupid in it.

2006-11-07 07:59:57 · 6 answers · asked by Lihanna 2 in Music

The episode involved an airplane crash. Was wondering what actually happened at the end of it.

2006-11-07 07:59:40 · 2 answers · asked by Erick O 2 in Television

There are two Cannibals killed someone, One of them started to eating at the head the other started at the feet. The one at the feet with out looking up, asked the one at the head how was he doing. When his reply was I'm haveing a ball. The other one told him to slow down he was eating to fast.

2006-11-07 07:58:49 · 16 answers · asked by flying bug 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 07:58:38 · 10 answers · asked by trueblue 2 in Polls & Surveys

...my hot dog at Arnolds, I always used my special relish.

2006-11-07 07:58:28 · 7 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys