A blonde and her boyfriend are in a bar when the news comes on. There is a man on top of a building threatning to jump. People are trying to coax him down. The boyfriend says to the blonde
"I bet you €20 he'll jump."
She says: "I bet you €20 he doesn't!"
So anyway after about half an hour they hear that the man jumped. The blonde gets her purse out to pay the boyfriend.
The boyfriend says:
"No I can't , I cheated, that wasn't a live news flash, I seen it earlier."
The blonde replies:
"So did I but I thought he'd change his mind this time!"
2006-11-07 08:02:14 · 34 answers · asked by ciaragw 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's about time someone came up with a new blonde joke. This is hilarous. I would have never guessed what she was going to say at the end. Very good. I'll give you a 10 on the scale of 1-10. You also got a thumbs up. Great joke...got any more..?
2006-11-07 08:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one! ok heres a few that you might have heard...
How do you make a blonde laugh on monday
a: tell her a joke on friday
how do you drown a submarine full of blondes?
a:knock on the hatch
A bernette says aww look a dead birdie the blonde looks up and says where?
theres a magical mirror that will make you disapear if you lie
first a bernette says i think I'm the most beautiful women on earth POOF she disapears. a red head says i think I'm the smartest women on the earth, POOF shes gone. a blonde goes up to a mirror and says i think..POOF she disapears
Theres 3 guys holding a bernette against the wall about to shoot her. they say 1, 2 and before he says three she shouts tornado so the guys run. then they hold a red head against the wall and are about to shoot her, they say 1, 2 and before they say three she shouts flood! they all run then they put a blonde against the wall and sare about to shoot her. they say 1, 2 and after they say two she shouts FIRE!
well i hope you enjoyed the jokes
2006-11-07 08:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Sooooo Challenged! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-08 06:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-11-07 08:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a stuipid joke. I've heard tons of blonde jokes WAY better than that one.
2006-11-07 08:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
very cute whats with all these blond jokes lol.
2006-11-07 12:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sooo funny
2006-11-07 09:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by »D* ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good blonde joke..for once lol
2006-11-07 08:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but was said in a different way but still funny xXx
2006-11-07 08:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. True blonde!
2006-11-07 08:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋