Is his wife going to kill him?

Question

Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one throws up over himself. "Damn," he says. "My wife is going to kill you when she see this."
"It's not a problem, "says the second drunk. "Just put £20 in your shirt pocket. When she asks what it's for, say a man threw up on you and gave you £20 to get your shirt cleaned."
"That's a great idea," says the first drunk, and to celebrate they both buy each other many drinks.
Later the first drunk returns home.....
"Look at the state of you!" shouts his wife. "You're covered in vomit!"
"It's not my fault," replies the drunk. A man threw up on me and gave me £20 to get it cleaned up."
Saying this, the drunk hands his wife some money.
"What do you mean £20?" says his wife. "There's £40 here."
"Oh yes," replies the drunk. "I forgot to mention, he crapped in my pants too."

Answer 1

Brilliant, that was hilarious mate, am going to have to use this joke down the pub at the weekend.

Answer 2

That's Awesome! Hilarious. Drunks say the darnedest things eh?

Answer 3

There is little to answer ... yet, to walk the line, I offer this one :

- Really, Bill, your argument with your wife last night was most amusing.
- Wasn t it though ? And when she threw the axe at me I thought I d split !

Answer 4

Funny, but the first line kind of threw me off. I was wondering why the wife of the first guy was going to get upset with the other guy.

"My wife is going to kill you when she see this."

Answer 5

Ughh funny

Answer 6

Oh, wow. LEave it to a grown man to s**t himself and then have a lousy lie!

Answer 7

LOL. That's about right! LOL.

Have a great evening!

Answer 8

Im not sure to anwser your question but its freakin funny!

Answer 9

hilarious, also may come useful in the future xXx

Answer 10

kinda lacks something.... like a better punch line