A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I
can get
away from him no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he pushed
it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on
earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
2006-11-07 08:04:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have been running too!!!! lol
2006-11-09 07:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I woulda ran off like that too
2006-11-07 16:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This tops all the marriage jokes I've heard. lmao.
2006-11-07 16:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious and an added bonus was i have never heard this one before, funny and original xXx
2006-11-07 16:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good!!
2006-11-07 16:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! Man oh man, talk about quick witted!
2006-11-07 16:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that sooo many times, but that one never gets old!
2006-11-07 16:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one is good enough to make you laugh again no matter how many times you've heard it. Good job! Thanks.
2006-11-07 16:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by F.A.Q. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one good one good one
2006-11-07 16:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahaha lmao too funny
2006-11-07 17:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋