Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

Be funny.. it's only a joke.
Get this right and you'll get my two cents worth.

2006-11-04 17:36:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There was this French man who came to America to learn how to speak English. So he has this pretty tutor. And she's like, "Okay, you are here to speak English, but first find 3 words for us to start with. Meet me back here in 1 hour." And so the French man sets off. He goes to the NASA and there is a countdown. 3-2-1 TAKEOFF! "That shall be my 1st word." thought the French man.
He had thirty minutes until he would re-unite with his tutor.
"I need to hurry!" So he stopped at a local zoo.
He asked a man what that striped thing was and the man said it was a zebra. "Zebra shall be my 3rd word!"
He goes to a mother with a little baby and he points to the baby asking what was the word for it. "Why that is a baby!" The mother replies."Baby? That will be my 3rd word! I shall re-unite with my tutor at once!
So he went back and the pretty tutor asked him, "Well, what are your three words?" she asked.
The French man proudly declared,
"TAKEOFF ZE-BRA BABY!" Then he got a slap in the face!!

2006-11-04 17:34:48 · 17 answers · asked by ?I AM LISA! HEAR ME RAWRZ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Joe Le Taxi

2006-11-04 17:34:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it amaze's me for some odd reason, does anyone else like blood as much as me?

2006-11-04 17:32:49 · 10 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:31:46 · 23 answers · asked by gYPSY B 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:31:01 · 24 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:29:28 · 6 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

If so. what did you think of it?

2006-11-04 17:28:27 · 18 answers · asked by Republican!!! 5 in Movies

2006-11-04 17:28:01 · 13 answers · asked by exnavykds 4 in Movies

2006-11-04 17:27:46 · 7 answers · asked by tetrisss 2 in Music

2006-11-04 17:27:20 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Shortie♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it me or is it that less people are on Yahoo! Answers? I used to get a whole bunch or answers, now I only get maybe 5-7 answers if I get lucky on a question. I sure hope it isn't because people are getting tired of my questions. I just want your opinion. Thanks.

2006-11-04 17:27:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:26:46 · 8 answers · asked by Leandro C 1 in Television

The lyrics are "tonight I saw you, it's been a long time, made me remember when was mine"

2006-11-04 17:25:41 · 4 answers · asked by PERCY J 1 in Music

2006-11-04 17:25:40 · 14 answers · asked by exnavykds 4 in Movies

2006-11-04 17:25:07 · 1 answers · asked by msjoemc 1 in Music

2006-11-04 17:23:58 · 29 answers · asked by snickle 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-04 17:23:56 · 4 answers · asked by exnavykds 4 in Movies

People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys stand up.
The restrooms are outside.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
When it rains, everyone is smiling.
Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale".
The pastor wears boots.
Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
Baptism is referred to as "branding".
There is a special fund raiser for a new septic tank.
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
ya'll come back now ya HEAR!!!

2006-11-04 17:22:27 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

song made in the 1980's or 1990's

2006-11-04 17:22:24 · 1 answers · asked by PERCY J 1 in Music

2006-11-04 17:22:01 · 28 answers · asked by gYPSY B 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:21:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

oh lolabrikita your food i diggida

2006-11-04 17:19:16 · 15 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 17:18:32 · 4 answers · asked by SuPeRDeFoRMeD 1 in Music

It goes like this:

we're just friends
i aint trying to steal ya man
because of your insecurity
stop trippin
now put 2 nd 2 gether

we've been friends for a long time
going on 6 years
and everytime i had some drama
he was there

2006-11-04 17:17:27 · 1 answers · asked by skymei21 1 in Music

Have they kept their promise?

2006-11-04 17:16:16 · 31 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

I dont remember much of the lyrics but the song talks about a guy finally getting over a girl. He took the back roads and drove out of his way just to drive by her house. I know this is a bit vague but do any of you have any idea?

2006-11-04 17:14:58 · 7 answers · asked by cody h 2 in Music

2006-11-04 17:14:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to know because iam such a huge fan !!!!!!!!!!
please tell me who the real Miley is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-04 17:14:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

only post sites where you don't need to subscribe to anything and the music is free. Nohting like limewire.

2006-11-04 17:13:53 · 7 answers · asked by forever 2 in Music