There was this French man who came to America to learn how to speak English. So he has this pretty tutor. And she's like, "Okay, you are here to speak English, but first find 3 words for us to start with. Meet me back here in 1 hour." And so the French man sets off. He goes to the NASA and there is a countdown. 3-2-1 TAKEOFF! "That shall be my 1st word." thought the French man.
He had thirty minutes until he would re-unite with his tutor.
"I need to hurry!" So he stopped at a local zoo.
He asked a man what that striped thing was and the man said it was a zebra. "Zebra shall be my 3rd word!"
He goes to a mother with a little baby and he points to the baby asking what was the word for it. "Why that is a baby!" The mother replies."Baby? That will be my 3rd word! I shall re-unite with my tutor at once!
So he went back and the pretty tutor asked him, "Well, what are your three words?" she asked.
The French man proudly declared,
"TAKEOFF ZE-BRA BABY!" Then he got a slap in the face!!
2006-11-04 17:34:48 · 17 answers · asked by ?I AM LISA! HEAR ME RAWRZ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its good, cute and funny.
2006-11-04 17:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by h.marieh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol
kk you asked for a rating a whopping 10/10 WOOHOO
now gimme the 10 points or takeoff zebra baby (lol soz im a bit crazy today,well nearly everyday,i gotta cut down on sugar)
2006-11-05 04:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I have heared this before and it's a oldie but a goodie. out of ten I rate it a 6 1/2 :)
2006-11-05 01:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good but you messed up on your #s, ill give it a 7 since you had a typo on your own joke
2006-11-05 01:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these is CUTE!. i rate it 7 out of 10..
2006-11-05 12:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by orlyandsa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay. on a scale of one to ten, i say 5.
2006-11-05 01:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the best joke i sughed for like a half min...well its still long.....
2006-11-05 01:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by luv4ever07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2006-11-05 12:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a nice joke
2006-11-05 02:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by alaa_cancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-05 04:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋