People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys stand up.
The restrooms are outside.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
When it rains, everyone is smiling.
Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale".
The pastor wears boots.
Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
Baptism is referred to as "branding".
There is a special fund raiser for a new septic tank.
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
ya'll come back now ya HEAR!!!
2006-11-04 17:22:27 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The members of the choir are all wearing cowboy hats.
The Last Supper is known to have been a barbeque.
The wise men followed the Lone Star.
While Jesus was in the wilderness, angels let him know how the Cowboys were doing.
The steeple is shaped like an oil well.
2006-11-04 18:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by wild_turkey_willie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres a church on Oklahoma called cowboy church
2006-11-05 01:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty funny just try not insult the texans(theyre evrywhere)
2006-11-05 04:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya'll come back now........to regular jokes.......
other wise, it would be jujjie..........boo...
2006-11-05 01:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha! Thats pretty cool! Thanks!
2006-11-05 01:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Nicky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋