An old farmer didn't often get the urge,but when he did,he had to act upon it immediately.One day he was ploughing down in the bottom field,when he felt a mighty erection coming on."Bloody hell!"he shouted, running madly for the house&waving his arms frantically to get the wife's attention.He rushed through the door to find her scrubbing the kitchen floor."Quick quick!"he panted,"get upstairs&strip off while I've still got the urge."Sadly by the time she did as he wished,the moment had passed&he was still unable to perform."Now Martha!"he said forceably,"don't hang around next time.When you see me rushing home,get upstairs immediately."A few weeks passed&one afternoon,as the wife looked out of the window,she caught sight of her husband rushing towards the house waving frantically. Straight away she ran upstairs, stripped off&got into bed. "Martha Martha!"he called "where are you?"
"I'm up here,"she replied "waiting for you."
"Well get down here!"he yelled, "the bloody barn's on fire
2006-11-03
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