Here is my favorite corny one...
A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw..."
2006-11-03 09:27:37 · 24 answers · asked by Stiletto ♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, here are my favs.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:to get to the udder side!
A fisherman caught a fish. Did you find that funny? coz the fish sure as hell didn't.
Two fishermen sitting on a boat, dangling their legs in the water.
fisherman 1: aow! a shark just bit my leg off!!!
fisherman 2: which one?
fisherman 1: i don't know, all these sharks look the same
two Eskimos:
Eskimo 1: where is your mother from?
Eskimo 2: Alaska
Eskimo 1: dont worry, i'll ask her myself. (if you dont understand this one, read it out loud!))
Q: What did the traffic light say to the driver?
A: Dont look now, im changing!
Fred and Tom were out in a garden.
Fred: Tom, can you dig a hole for me please?
Tom: sure, but what shall i do with the dirt?
Fred: dont be stupid Tom, dig another hole and bury it!
O, cant be bothered to type any more.
Cheers, Deanna
2006-11-04 02:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the place does the president bypass whilst he desires to bypass to the bathing room? The Oval workplace What do you call the wellness care professional's mouth? The wellness care professional's orfice what type of vehicle does jesus tension? A Christler How what does Dracula do after he gets paid
2016-10-03 06:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by marceau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender what do i have to do to become a man the bartender says 1.drink three shots of a strong liquor 2. fight a polar bear 3. rape awoman. the guy leaves then comes backs and says where's that woman i have to fight.
2006-11-03 10:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by ??Adriana?? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a interviewer and a baseball coach the interviewer said ur the couch whats the name of ur first basemen the coach says who the interviewer says yes who is on the first basemen the coach says yes the interviewer says lets try this again whats the name of ur first basemen the coach says who the interviewer says yes who is the first basemen the coach says yes the interviewer says well who's ur second basemen the coach says what the interviewer says who is Ur second basemen the coach says no who is first basemen the interviewer says i dont know who is the first basemen the coach says yes then whats the third basemen the coach says no what is the second basement the interviewer walks away
2006-11-03 18:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what's with the long face?"
BTW, this joke can now be told replacing the horse with John Kerry (so I'm told)
2006-11-03 09:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
this isnt a corny joke, this is a corny pick up line
"If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, I'd want to meet you in between the holidays."
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2006-11-03 09:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!(like a pirate Rrrr)
2006-11-03 09:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha!
A guy has to use the outhouse and when he looks in there is no
toilet paper so he asked the farmer what was he supposed to do and the farmer says, "Well, when you're done just wipe with yo'
finger and stick in through that hole in the side. So the guy does
his business wipes with his finger and sticks it out the hole and
the farmer hits it with a hammer. You have to imagine what happened.
2006-11-03 09:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to d other side
2006-11-03 18:48:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles.
2006-11-03 11:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋