Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

I love wasting a whole day in front of the TV watching grown men beat the snot out of each other!

2006-10-30 00:45:10 · 13 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

I MISSED the show and i would like to know did Bootz beat up New York???

2006-10-30 00:44:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-30 00:43:54 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-10-30 00:42:42 · 36 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 00:42:31 · 13 answers · asked by erin 1 in Comics & Animation

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

2006-10-30 00:42:28 · 16 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Old or new is cool...thanks!

2006-10-30 00:42:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

and why?

2006-10-30 00:41:44 · 16 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

After dying in a tragic and rather bloody golf cart accident, three men instantaniously arrive at the gates of hell. The devil himself meets them up front. He says "Today, I'm feeling especially generous. I will give you each one chance to escape my domain and live peacefully in heaven." "How is that possible?" says the first man, who graduated from Harvard with high honors. The devil replies "You will each give me a task of your choosing. If I am to complete this task, you must stay with me for eternity. But, if I do not complete your task, you may ascend to the heavens and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."

The first man decides that he is the smartest, so he will attempt the challenge first. "I want you to count every leaf on every tree and bush and count every blade of grass on the face of the earth and bring me back the answer in one second." The devil smirks, as he knows this will be an easy feat to conquer. He returns in exactly one second with the precise answer

2006-10-30 00:41:35 · 10 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, & was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot something, just back up and repeat what he had said, & maybe it would come back to him. He started out with a quote,
"Behold, I cometh....." but he couldn't remember the rest of it.
So he tries to regain his composure, backs up and starts again...
"Behold I cometh..." but he still couldn't remember.
So he rears back and shouts again,
"Behold I cometh! ..." but this time he trips over the microphone wire and falls right into the lap of a little old lady sitting the front row!
Embarassed, he started apologizing, but before he could finish the woman muttered...
"It isn't your fault sonny - you told me you were coming three times... I should have moved!"

2006-10-30 00:40:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 00:39:57 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Television

2006-10-30 00:39:57 · 9 answers · asked by Kem 1 in Celebrities

Does anyone know of any great websites where there are some really good four wheeling: mudding, hill, rock climbing videos that are at least a few minutes long. Most of the one I'm finding are just a few seconds long.

2006-10-30 00:38:27 · 1 answers · asked by victoriaelaine2004 3 in Polls & Surveys

is the name of the movie?

2006-10-30 00:38:02 · 1 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

^_^

2006-10-30 00:35:45 · 27 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 00:34:36 · 18 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

2006-10-30 00:34:05 · 11 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you know of a way to do this or a company that does work like this? Thanks!

2006-10-30 00:33:40 · 1 answers · asked by Dinger67 1 in Music

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water BOB

2006-10-30 00:33:25 · 14 answers · asked by darren v 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Personally, I don't really see a difference. I'm honest with people all the time. It's hillarious. People hate being told the truth. Like that girl who had an ugly baby, she absolutely hated when I mentioned it. She hasn't spoken to me since. Now THAT'S funny.

2006-10-30 00:33:07 · 31 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

dont just go to IMDB, i want your opinion

2006-10-30 00:33:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.

2006-10-30 00:33:05 · 21 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A preacher is giving a sermon & asks the question
"Where is Jesus today?" to find out the peoples’ opinions.
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in heaven."
Mary called out and answered, "He's in my heart."

A little kid with his parents is waving his hand furiously & blurts out,
"I know! I know! He was at our house all morning!!!"
The whole church got very quiet, everyone looked at the preacher, & waited for a response.
The preacher says, “Why do you think that, my son?”
And little boy says, "Well...this morning, my dad got up,
banged on the bathroom door, and yelled,

”Jesus Christ!!! Are you still in there!?'!"

2006-10-30 00:32:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Christy Chung is one of my favs...

2006-10-30 00:32:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

♥peruse: to examine with great care
skim: to read over quickly, lightly

2006-10-30 00:32:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I m a animefreak,i love watching anime..but i can't seem 2 find any good ones anymore..i have seen naruto,bleach,rozen maiden,yu yu hakusho,ayashi no ceres,prince of tennis,paradise kiss,honey n clover,girl from hell,elfen lied,fruit basket,tsubasa chronicle,alice academy n alot of other stuff..

2006-10-30 00:31:04 · 10 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Movies

A 16 years old teen went to a church one day after the ceremony. The priest saw her there all by herself and asked her if she wanted to talk to him. The teen was reading all kinds of stuff about religions at that time so she started to ask him questions about some oriental religions, etc. The priest looked interested of what she was saying, but he gave her no answers. From time to time, the priest read a prayer but the teen thought it was the part of a normal ritual and kept talking about religions. Suddenly, the priest stopped her and asked " so ok, what do you really want to talk about, what's your real problem, have you had a fight with your parents or your bf?". The teen replied "no, i was just wondering about the universality of all religions". The priest was shocked and said to her "well, people like you, should go to a monastery, come back next week, i'll give you some addresses". The teen was so frightened that she never walked into a church again...

2006-10-30 00:30:02 · 7 answers · asked by pianoboy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 00:28:12 · 30 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

really is from a 5 yr old so keep the answers nice and clean please!! love max's mam x

2006-10-30 00:28:07 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Television

When I was trying to make a name for myself at Butlin's back in the late 1980's, I had to let the compere of the talent show urinate all over my face before anyone would take me seriously. I bet Will Young didn't have to do that!

2006-10-30 00:26:52 · 6 answers · asked by calebolly 2 in Television