One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
2006-10-30 00:33:05 · 21 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2006-10-30 00:33:29 · update #1
OMG that was so funny, so funny infact that Im still rolling around on the floor as I type this!!!
2006-10-30 00:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-30 08:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones can still be the best.
2006-10-30 08:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by MMIM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a joke girl thumbs up
2006-10-30 08:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww I heard that one before.
2006-10-30 08:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teehee. Good one.
2006-10-30 08:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l heard it before but its still a classic
2006-10-30 08:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-10-30 08:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-30 08:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 13:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋