A preacher is giving a sermon & asks the question
"Where is Jesus today?" to find out the peoples’ opinions.
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in heaven."
Mary called out and answered, "He's in my heart."
A little kid with his parents is waving his hand furiously & blurts out,
"I know! I know! He was at our house all morning!!!"
The whole church got very quiet, everyone looked at the preacher, & waited for a response.
The preacher says, “Why do you think that, my son?”
And little boy says, "Well...this morning, my dad got up,
banged on the bathroom door, and yelled,
”Jesus Christ!!! Are you still in there!?'!"
2006-10-30 00:32:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was... funny to say the least
2006-10-30 00:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by Maria 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a humorous tale that lacks humour, neither is comprehensible is merely pointless now, if a imaginative and prescient of the lord appeared to the pope & stated he not at all liked bread besides and might he placed £a hundred million on the favourate in the two,30 at newmarket. now which may be humorous in a humorous style of way
2016-11-26 19:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha innocent kid out there
2006-10-30 00:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl I bet the father could have crawled under the pew.
2006-10-30 01:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very funny
2006-10-30 01:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats funny
thumbs up
2006-10-30 03:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...I like it.
2006-10-30 00:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by th25tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Good one.
2006-10-30 00:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is cute.
2006-10-30 03:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by McKayla's Mom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....That's funny...I like it.
2006-10-30 02:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋