A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, & was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot something, just back up and repeat what he had said, & maybe it would come back to him. He started out with a quote,
"Behold, I cometh....." but he couldn't remember the rest of it.
So he tries to regain his composure, backs up and starts again...
"Behold I cometh..." but he still couldn't remember.
So he rears back and shouts again,
"Behold I cometh! ..." but this time he trips over the microphone wire and falls right into the lap of a little old lady sitting the front row!
Embarassed, he started apologizing, but before he could finish the woman muttered...
"It isn't your fault sonny - you told me you were coming three times... I should have moved!"
2006-10-30 00:40:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, too
2006-10-30 00:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
Hope this is clean and funny enough.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
This is not part of the joke:
I love teen titans!
2006-10-30 08:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Raven's shade 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-30 08:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by cinderella s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLs yar funny
2006-10-30 08:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 09:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, i laughed even though I haven't had any sleep yet. I like it.
2006-10-30 08:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,,,,,,,Clean n' Funny joke........good too.....hahahahaha
2006-10-30 10:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool! That's funny. Very creative. Thanks bro!
2006-10-30 08:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by Kurniawan A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋