Three guys were sitting together on their lunch breaks. The first one said to the second one: "So Frank, what did you think of the game last night?". The second guy replies: "Oh, you mean the football game, Mike? I didn't watch it. I'm not all that interested in sports." The third guy says in a stunned voice: "You're not interested in sports? Not even football? What are you, gay or something?". The second guy stops for few seconds to think of a response. "Well," he replies, "If I REALLY WERE gay, I would probably LOVE football even more than you, Ed. I mean, here's a bunch of guys in tight, brightly colored spandex pants who jump all over each other, slap each other's butts and shower together. But I don't care to look at that and you do, so you tell me who's gay."
P.S. I meant no disrespect to gays or sports fans, just a good retort for straight guys who get called gay for not caring about sports.
2006-10-27
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