There was this guy who went out to sea on his nice boat not knowing he would hit a huge rock that would cause his boat to sink. The man is very religious and asked God to help him, so after a few hours in the water a plane flew over and dropped a ladder in the water, but the man said no thanks God is going to save me. A few hours later a boat sailed by and again the man told them thanks, however; I waiting on God to save me. Finally the man drowned and when he reached heaven he asked God why he didn't save a religious man like himself, and God looked at him and said who do you think sent a boat and plane to save your dumb azz!
2006-10-27 05:12:23 · 5 answers · asked by TC1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definitely thought-provoking... and hilarious...
2006-10-27 05:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, and a fitting analogy of real life!
2006-10-27 05:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but just realized the truth in there. funny how what we are giving isnt enough we always want that big bang
2006-10-27 05:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-10-27 05:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-27 05:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋