Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

there was this man and wife one day the husband came home from work and said he had to go out on buisness the wife said how am i going to pleasure myself while you away he said i already have that taken care of he showed her a voodoo dick he said that when you sya voodoo dick it will do anything you want so he said voodoo dick the door and as he said it was dicken so after he left she used it and loved it so one day she called him up and said hony i need help i cant get it out so he was speeding down the highwy and got stopped by the cops the cop said why are you speeding the man said because my wifes voodoo dick got stuk in her the cop said voodoo dick ha voodoo dick my ***

2006-10-26 03:05:55 · 13 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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girls: bad guy or good guy fan?

pls state your:

age
country or continent
reason

2006-10-26 03:05:19 · 16 answers · asked by krash 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Did anyone else plan for one career and you're now doing something else?

Are you happy or unhappy about that? I was going to be a teacher but I discovered most kids drive me nuts, nuts, nuts!!! =p

2006-10-26 03:04:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW !!!!!!????

ohh i really need to eat chocolate now or i might faint !!... hehe... but am too lazy to go and buy :( :(

wht are u eating ?? :)

2006-10-26 03:01:57 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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name of a song from "the Wild"?

if youve seen the movie "the wild", i need help with a song.i need the song that plays when all the animals are on the garbage truck heading into the city, i think its coldplay, but whats the name of the song?

2006-10-26 03:01:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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A Shepherd?

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM Thinkpad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says....... "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" "OK, why not." answered the young man.

"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give me back my dog."

2006-10-26 03:00:40 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Danny or Gretchen?

Do you agree more with Danny Bonaduce's side of his marriage or Gretchen Bonaduce's side? I see Danny's side of things more, but I think he is too co-dependent on her and don't think they are compatable and he is better off without her.

2006-10-26 03:00:10 · 4 answers · asked by jgbarber65 3 in Television

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Saturday Plan........ MOVIE or SHOPPING .....!!!!!!!!!!?

both?
^_^

2006-10-26 03:00:03 · 25 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What would happen if Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter were to breed?

2006-10-26 02:59:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is Hilary duffs first movie?

2006-10-26 02:58:49 · 2 answers · asked by riya 1 in Movies

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Who was elimanated from Dancing with the Stars last night?

2006-10-26 02:58:22 · 12 answers · asked by jennifer r 2 in Television

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im doing a paper on the similarities and differences between Friends and That 70's show?

the categories are
1) characters
2) plot/events
3) settings

2006-10-26 02:58:11 · 5 answers · asked by beach24blonde 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a decent trustworthy & cheap MP3 download site?

I've seen some publicity for Russian (in Metro and othjer papers) based mp3 download sites... Anyone used one? Trustworthy?

2006-10-26 02:57:58 · 15 answers · asked by 100% Gooner 2 in Music

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Hunters claim that they are doing a service by "thinning the herd"?

But the most overpopulated species on the planet is humans. When do we have people season? Maybe break it down by profession, we could have lawyer season from Jan 4-Sep 4. Good idea, no?

2006-10-26 02:57:50 · 11 answers · asked by medic 5 in Polls & Surveys

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thoughts on the movie "OTHERS".?

2006-10-26 02:57:25 · 9 answers · asked by sweet & bitter 2 in Movies

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For the ladies...?

Men with chest hair, sexy or not?

2006-10-26 02:56:58 · 42 answers · asked by GOSUN 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Help With a Song and Artist?

There was a song from I think 2000,I think It goes like."I'll take you up, down like a merry go round.

2006-10-26 02:56:14 · 6 answers · asked by hevenlybliss 1 in Music

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Desperate Housewives fans...who else out there REALLY doesn't like Tom's old flame?

I just watched this past Sunday's show and there were some funny scenes in it! I think that poor Lynette in for trouble. And Gabbi's headboard banging, reading a book moment - hilarious! I just can't believe that Tom is being so...whatever with Lynette and that broad trying to get him back? What do you think of it, who should Tom be with?

2006-10-26 02:56:00 · 10 answers · asked by Peachz 2 in Television

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