there was this man and wife one day the husband came home from work and said he had to go out on buisness the wife said how am i going to pleasure myself while you away he said i already have that taken care of he showed her a voodoo dick he said that when you sya voodoo dick it will do anything you want so he said voodoo dick the door and as he said it was dicken so after he left she used it and loved it so one day she called him up and said hony i need help i cant get it out so he was speeding down the highwy and got stopped by the cops the cop said why are you speeding the man said because my wifes voodoo dick got stuk in her the cop said voodoo dick ha voodoo dick my ***
2006-10-26 03:05:55 · 13 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats was funny. most of the poeple that answered didnt get it. but i got it right away!!! PROPS!!
2006-10-26 03:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure he does. He gets an extra $1.9 million in tax-cuts every year, along with the other wealthy, while all we get are the bills! Trickle down doesn't work, it never has and it never will. It has a fundamental flaw that it is those at the base of the economy which makes it work, not the top 3%! If they don't spend the economy gets worse, not better, as more and more money are taken from those who create jobs by buying homes and vehicles, and food and gas, and clothes, and vacations. Thirty or so thousand people in over 300 Million will do NOTHING for the economy! They don't create jobs, they hoard money like most obsessive compulsive disordered people would!
2016-05-21 22:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, but it would have been a lot easier to read if you'd included the 50 or so full stops!
2006-10-26 03:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by teppic5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I seriously haven't heard that joke in about 10 years.
2006-10-26 03:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by BAnne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was funny. I still kinda feel sorry for the cop, though...
2006-10-26 04:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Poor cop! Like the story.
2006-10-26 04:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by Nelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? It started off good then you lost me with the last sentence.
2006-10-26 03:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 03:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God, what language are you speaking?
2006-10-26 03:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by people are scum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋