Creative answers?
2006-10-26 03:06:09 · 15 answers · asked by *Glamour* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
I mean Granny lol
2006-10-26 03:09:50 · update #1
Her zimmer frame would get stuck in the doors
2006-10-26 03:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Becuse if you shove one off they'll all want a go and you just ain't got the time to be running round the whole world shoving granny's off busses. You'd have to set up a bussiness plan and a company with some stupid name like 'Granny's Last Ride' and that would all cost millions! I guess you could charge them for it but then how much?? Would you base the charge on their pension or have a standard charge?? I don't know, I think it's just best left to chance a lot of them manage to fall off themselves anyway and that in it's self would course a problem! I mean, if you had a 'Shover' on the bus one fell off of would you charge her or let her go for free??
This Idea Is patented by the way should anyone want to steal it!!
2006-10-26 07:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by gary b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can.. you just cant gte caught... or if you dress up like a granny and make a nice pie the other granny might want a peice of that nice pie well when you tell her no she might get violent because if you made the pie well enough the old granny isnt gonna be able to resist temptation so when you say no she gets pissed and hits you with a little bag probably and as soon as she does bam uppercute that ol granny off the bus ans say what self defense? good enough
2006-10-26 03:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by dylan h 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Speaking for us granny's, why would you want to shove a granny off a bus?
You can't shove a granny off a bus because she would get irate and hit you with her great big handbag!
2006-10-26 03:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by judy m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My nan is dead now, but if you had tried to push her off a bus she would have kicked ur @ss.
I don't think many old people use buses anymore they are always to busy getting their dyed blue or holding up the line in the post office
I love old people they r sooo sweet even the nasty old ones make me smile
2006-10-26 07:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by jojitsui 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can shove your granny of a bus its your other granny you canny shove of the bus cause she's your mammy's mummy.
2006-10-26 03:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Various reasons, including the fact that she's yer Mammy's Mammy and also she makes you meat and tatties....
2006-10-26 03:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their knicker elastic will get caught on the seat and they'll just keep bouncing back.
2006-10-26 03:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by migelito 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny because someone will say the same thing when you are old, it comes to all of us, your young right now your quest would intimate that but i think you will most probably be gone a long time before you reach maturity and your avatar doesn't match your nature
2006-10-26 03:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Is it because there's no such thing as a grany?
2006-10-26 03:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋