Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

a boy called jimmy living next door to a newly born baby, hes mother says 'ok jimmy were going next door to see the baby don't say any thing because the baby has no ears.jimmy asks the babys mother how good is hes eyesight .the mother replys perfect, why. then jimmy says because he would be fucked if he hat to were glasses.

2006-10-25 02:13:36 · 11 answers · asked by Ben's 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 02:11:03 · 23 answers · asked by Profe....llikr 4 in Polls & Surveys

cheese when im feeling risky a little butter and one im in the mood to create something i make mini pizzas on my crackers lol

2006-10-25 02:11:00 · 14 answers · asked by Loki 2 in Polls & Surveys

This song was written by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant and is one of the state songs of Tennessee as well as the fight song for the University of Tennessee football team.

2006-10-25 02:10:21 · 7 answers · asked by olin1963 6 in Music

2006-10-25 02:10:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

2006-10-25 02:09:23 · 17 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 02:08:38 · 2 answers · asked by siddharth r 1 in Music

What did the blind, deaf and mute boy get for Christmas?

Wait for it...


Cancer!!!


want another?


Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He had no arms.


heheheheheehehehehehehhehehe!

2006-10-25 02:06:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Teabag will like this...

l'm a four letter word that ends in "l-T."
The more you do me, the smaller your balls get.
What goes in and has to come out.

2006-10-25 02:06:46 · 5 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It's no use crying over spilt milk?

2006-10-25 02:05:14 · 15 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

2006-10-25 02:04:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i heard that fat albert(the cartoon) is a bad cartoon and it makes fun of "big" people.

2006-10-25 02:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 1 in Television

2006-10-25 02:02:36 · 28 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 02:00:51 · 12 answers · asked by maria 1 in Celebrities

theres a guy on the beach and he has no lims. three pretty women
come up to him in bikinis and 1 of them says have u ever been huged by a girl before, he says no, so the girl hugs him. the second girl says have u ever been kissed before, he says no, so she kissis him. the 3rd girl says have u ever been fucked before he says no, so the 3d girl says 'well ur be fucked when the tied comes in

2006-10-25 02:00:16 · 18 answers · asked by Ben's 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 01:59:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If this doesn't prove that Rush is just a total a$$hole, I don't know what does. That is so cold !!

2006-10-25 01:59:29 · 26 answers · asked by jim 6 in Celebrities

2006-10-25 01:59:24 · 23 answers · asked by simply think of the past 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-25 01:58:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 01:57:58 · 9 answers · asked by sharmi 1 in Polls & Surveys

Pick a destination from the list you would like to travel to, if you had the money and WHY:

Hawaii
Cancun, Mexico
Carribean/Bahamas/Jamaica
DisneyLand/DisneyWorld
Rome/Venice/Milan/Tuscany (Italy)
New York City
Paris, France
London, England
Switzerland
Alaska
Montreal, Canada
San Francisco, California

2006-10-25 01:57:51 · 16 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't like blood and gore in films. (i.e grunde, saw,). So needless to say I don't usually like sacry movies becasue todays films don't leavae much for the imagaination. I don't mind CSI or psychological type scary. I want to get a movie or two for halloween night to watch with my partner but I don't want the blood and guts factor... any suggestions?

2006-10-25 01:56:29 · 7 answers · asked by tana 1 in Movies

I am wondering if anybody on here has dish tv and could answer a question for me. Is it possible to be watching one channel while recording another? I have been trying to do this and can't figure it out. I know that I can watch something that I have recorded while I am recording something else. If you know how to do this could you please tell me how to do it???

2006-10-25 01:54:55 · 6 answers · asked by M.S. Mom 4 in Television

1) How many hours a day do you spend on Yahoo Answers?
2) How many hours a week do you spend on Yahoo Answers
3) What category do you often answer/ask questions on on Yahoo Answers?
4) What's your a/s/l? (optional)

2006-10-25 01:54:14 · 26 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Name at least 100 songs from Bad Religion.
&
Name the album each song came from.
&
Name the year it was released.

(Include a song from each album.)

2006-10-25 01:53:47 · 2 answers · asked by x/x|xM!c#@3Lx|x\x 3 in Music

2006-10-25 01:53:40 · 1 answers · asked by seveneight 2 in Music

2006-10-25 01:51:34 · 15 answers · asked by pooja b 1 in Movies

I'm constantly knocking things over, spilling things everywhere and my hands aren't the steadiest around. I feel like there's so much nervous energy running through me I could freakin light a lightbulb.
And I'm terrified of having a baby coz God knows I couldn't afford being clumsy with one, what the heck should I do?

2006-10-25 01:51:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plz tell me information

2006-10-25 01:51:09 · 5 answers · asked by kourosh 1 in Music

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/micjactrulfr.html

2006-10-25 01:49:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys