A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-10-25 02:09:23 · 17 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once again you have me laughing
2006-10-25 03:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I love it
I will try that for a woman - watch this space!!
Anymore?
Jeff xx
2006-10-25 09:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! Made my day a bit brighter than this dull rain!!
2006-10-25 09:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thay is brillaint hehehehehehhaha
2006-10-25 09:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Ben's 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-25 09:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did it work?
2006-10-25 10:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-25 09:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by sky l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this joke while drinking water, you almost made me spit it all over my computer.............that was very very funny.LMAO!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-25 09:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yh
2006-10-25 09:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny! nice one... made me smile!
2006-10-25 09:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋