A string walked into a bar and asked for a beer, The bartender told him to get lost and said " we don't serve strings" So the string went to another and another bar and kept hearing the same thing:
"we don't serve strings"
Finally his poor nerves were so frazzled, and he got himself into a twist, when he walked into another bar, the bartender scowled at him and asked "Are you a string?"
to which the string replied:
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
If athletes get "athlete's foot", what to astronauts get?
"mistletoe"
2006-10-25
16:29:06
·
18 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles