When all the sudden i hear this little voice,saying hello,ilook everywhere but all i see is this little ANT,i said can you talk,the ant says yes i can,some how i was giving the power of speach,well let me tell you me and this ant form a friendship you would not believe,i taught him how to do tricks,i got a match box and keep him there,we were best buds,after eight years i'm getting out of jail,the day i get out,i can't wait to show this ant off,i go in to the first bar i see, and i call the bartender over,i open the match box,i tell the bartender see that ant,the bartender bangs it with his fist,and say's yea what about it.
2006-10-24
13:28:32
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Jokes & Riddles