When all the sudden i hear this little voice,saying hello,ilook everywhere but all i see is this little ANT,i said can you talk,the ant says yes i can,some how i was giving the power of speach,well let me tell you me and this ant form a friendship you would not believe,i taught him how to do tricks,i got a match box and keep him there,we were best buds,after eight years i'm getting out of jail,the day i get out,i can't wait to show this ant off,i go in to the first bar i see, and i call the bartender over,i open the match box,i tell the bartender see that ant,the bartender bangs it with his fist,and say's yea what about it.
2006-10-24 13:28:32 · 17 answers · asked by kman1830 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i feel sorry for you-8 years of jail time
2006-10-24 13:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A carpenter ant walks into a saloon & says, "Is the bar tender here?"
2006-10-24 20:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mary Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry bout your friend, how did you get out 2 years early?
2006-10-24 20:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sad XD
2006-10-24 21:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Onna NekoYasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet you went right back to jail after you killed the bartender????
ha ha.
2006-10-24 20:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah poor little ant.
2006-10-24 20:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by diane c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that was a good one. I hope it didn't take eight years to think of.........
2006-10-24 20:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats messed up!!!!
2006-10-24 20:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...poor thing.
2006-10-25 06:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny
2006-10-24 20:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by yvexankei 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋