I was late for work one day and speeding down the highway and a state trooper pulled me over.
State trooper: What's the rush?
Driver: I'm very late for work.
State trooper: This must be some important job to be driving so fast.
Driver: Oh it is officer, I'm a A$$hole stretcher.
State trooper: Uhh WHAT??
Driver: Yeah, I take a regular size A$$hole and start working it little by little and stretch it out 6 feet.
State trooper: Now what do you do with a 6 foot A$$hole?
Driver: You give it a radar gun and put it on the side of the highway.
2006-10-24 13:20:04 · 20 answers · asked by rsxtreme_2002 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny
2006-10-24 13:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That relies upon. If i became abducted and imprisoned in the cellar, then quite. If I have been given myself caught in the basement by my own stupidity, then I in all risk does no longer tell anybody.
2016-10-16 08:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-24 13:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you might get a ticket, but I bet the cop will actually enjoy the laugh.
2006-10-24 13:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by sugarfoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny
2006-10-24 13:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-10-24 13:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny.
2006-10-24 13:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET A VANITY TAG LIKE MINE THAT SAYS VERBTM W/ A TAG HOLDER THAT SAYS "GREATEST COURT REPORTER IN THE WORLD" AND THEY LET YOU GO EVERY TIME WHEN YOU TELL THEM A JUDGE IS WAITING FOR YOU.
2006-10-24 13:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Katy M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I bet that'll buy you pounds of sympathy.
2006-10-24 13:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by beefstrokinoff39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U just made my day
2006-10-24 14:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋