Infinite space between her ears.
Informationally deprived.
Inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Intellectually challenged.
IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.
Life by Norman Rockwell, screenplay by Stephen King.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Music by Mozart, choreography by Beavis & Butthead.
Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
Not the quickest bunny in the forest.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Been short on oxygen one time too many.
Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel.
Born during low tide in the gene pool.
People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
If stupidity were beauty, her face could launch a million ships.
Hard to distinguish from the tail end of a horse.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
Stumped by anything childproof.
2006-10-24
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