Infinite space between her ears.
Informationally deprived.
Inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Intellectually challenged.
IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.
Life by Norman Rockwell, screenplay by Stephen King.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Music by Mozart, choreography by Beavis & Butthead.
Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
Not the quickest bunny in the forest.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Been short on oxygen one time too many.
Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel.
Born during low tide in the gene pool.
People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
If stupidity were beauty, her face could launch a million ships.
Hard to distinguish from the tail end of a horse.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
Stumped by anything childproof.
2006-10-24 14:12:52 · 9 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If ignorance is bliss, you must be having never-ending explosive orgasms.
2006-10-24 14:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A half a bubble off plumb.
A couplet short of a sonnet
A few clowns short of a circus
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal
A prime candidate for natural deselection
All booster ... no payload
All lime and salt, no tequila
His baler done run out of twine
Cranio-rectally inverted
Driveway doesn't quiiiite reach the garage
Full throttle... dry tank
His mind is write-protected
Wayyy too much yardage between the goal posts
Clue Deficit Disorder, poor thing
2006-10-24 14:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One can short of a sixpack.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
The light's on, but nobody's home.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Branches don't go all the way to the top of the tree.
2006-10-24 18:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the point of putting another person down, it is the cheapest manner of humour. It would be far more interesting to say something positive about another.
2006-10-24 14:42:28 · answer #4 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't read your mind. Besides, I don't like childrens books or short stories.
2006-10-24 14:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their bread ain't done! They jerked'em out the oven too quick! LOL.
2006-10-28 16:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
I don't think you're stupid, but who am I to disagree with hundreds of others?
...*eats ramen*...
2006-10-24 14:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumber than a box of rocks!!!!
2006-10-24 14:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde (i am a blonde and heard so many blonde jokes so that has to be the answer).
2006-10-24 14:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋