A mild-mannered Englishman and his wife were walking down a busy London street, when all of the sudden a loud obnoxious man comes up to them, and says, "My name is Tony Goviano, I would like to ask you a few questions." The Englishman says, "You are incredibly loud and I wish to be left alone." The Italian then pinches the wife's behind, she then says, "How dare you." The Englishman says, "Sayold chap that was extremely unneceesary."
The Italian says in an extremely loud deafening volume, "That's exactly what the last 500 people said todaywho's wives I pinched!"
2006-10-24
14:24:47
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