Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2006

In Santa Clause 3?

2006-10-23 03:07:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Don't Get Caught or you'll be on COPS

2006-10-23 03:07:04 · 19 answers · asked by Tampa Jo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:07:00 · 18 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:06:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:06:37 · 6 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Polls & Surveys

if so how did he die?

2006-10-23 03:05:54 · 23 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-23 03:05:41 · 19 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Polls & Surveys

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your as s."

2006-10-23 03:05:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 03:05:01 · 8 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:04:58 · 8 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am from Baton Rouge,La

2006-10-23 03:04:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:04:28 · 17 answers · asked by Shell 2 in Movies

Little Jonny was sitting with his classmates and the teacher asked him "what did you do in the half term break Jonny"?

HE replied " I've been sticking fireworks up Frogs asses miss"!

Teacher "don't you mean Rectum Jonny"?

Jonny "" RECTUM ? It blew them to bits miss"!!!!!

2006-10-23 03:04:25 · 6 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 03:04:12 · 6 answers · asked by julia j 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-23 03:03:55 · 23 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 03:03:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... A Clockwork Orange and 2001-A Space Odyssey? If u know anything about films then this will be a dilemma lol

2006-10-23 03:02:48 · 19 answers · asked by Tavish 2 in Movies

I just love this cartoon, i was just curious i guess to see how many others feel the same as i do. =)

2006-10-23 03:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Well

2006-10-23 03:02:41 · 4 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

it's hard to pick a favourite but i would have to say my favourite all time disney movie is Aladdin because i use to have a crush on him when i was younger haha, sad i know.

2006-10-23 03:01:15 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees, they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only eight hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die."

She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. The man, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to four more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . . ."

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"

2006-10-23 03:01:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wanna stay and play but I have to go now.... Damn reality!!!! LOL!
Have fun everyone!!!!
Smiles :o)

2006-10-23 03:00:39 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Always 2 in Polls & Surveys

"Oh I would be glad just to have a love like that
Oh I would be true and I'd live my life for you."

Hint: the Beatles wrote it and another group recorded it.

2006-10-23 02:59:53 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-23 02:59:14 · 3 answers · asked by Linda J 1 in Movies

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his

house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling

up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad " replies Brian," but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

2006-10-23 02:59:13 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Don't Lie to Mom


John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.

2006-10-23 02:59:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He's got an older brother, 3 sisters, and sings.

2006-10-23 02:58:56 · 3 answers · asked by internet_gurl 2 in Celebrities

and in revenge you told their kids that they were adopted???

2006-10-23 02:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hand transplant, first wireless artificial heart transplant, & recently developed Gardasil, the first HPV Vaccine?

Here's a clue:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky#Interesting_facts_about_Kentucky

2006-10-23 02:58:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 02:58:34 · 2 answers · asked by vis_recording 2 in Music