A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees, they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only eight hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. The man, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to four more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . . ."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
2006-10-23 03:01:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess..... you were me or I was you in another life.
2006-10-23 03:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! You're right Merry Christmas
2016-05-22 00:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats great & so typical of a man the last thing on his mind before dying is sex
the doctor probably has misdiagnosed him & he will live forever
2006-10-23 03:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Habits die hard....what even if ones husband is ready to die!!!
Well narrated joke...I Ilked it !
2006-10-23 03:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's mean, but i guess you have to have a cut off point at some time... lol
lmao
2006-10-23 03:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... she had to draw the line somewhere.
2006-10-23 04:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by Smooth1221 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awwww thats mean you know that she would get off of work
2006-10-23 03:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by kill_me_not_realli_2009 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, she had to draw the line somewhere.....
2006-10-23 03:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
uuhhh... That was werid!
2006-10-23 06:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last thing you want is sex ........rargh!!!
2006-10-23 04:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋