Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling
up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad " replies Brian," but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
2006-10-23 02:59:13 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good ha ha, i`ve just read this to my wife and i`ve never heard her laugh so loud, (her brother is called brian)
2006-10-23 10:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by melas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Witty , Shitty joke !!!! Ha Ha Ha.....You were simply great in your narration..... for a moment I thought Brian would want to continue as a hen ....Nice One!!!
2006-10-23 03:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like
2006-10-23 03:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good - the build up to the punch line was brilliant!
2006-10-23 03:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg thats funny i would kill me husband if he did that lol
2006-10-23 03:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by kill_me_not_realli_2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weell I have heard better
2006-10-23 03:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how beautiful. Are they still together?
2006-10-23 03:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it cauld be! but nice story!
2006-10-23 03:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by frankie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one! Made me smile!! :-)
Thanks for the Monday AM pick-me-up!
2006-10-23 03:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋