cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of you car
your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e mail address
you have a 'to do list' that include entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that ever get crossed off
pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains
you consider overnight mail to be painfully slow
you idea of being organized is multiple colored post it notes
your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don’t even exist anymore
you lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their profitability
you get all exited when its Saturday so you can go to work in casual clothes
you refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables
you find you really need power point to explain what you do for a living
you normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week
you think that ‘progressing an action plan’ and ‘calendarizing a project’ are acceptable English phrases
you know the people at the airport hotels better than your net door neighbors
you ask your friends to ‘think out of the box’ when making Friday night plans
you think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix
you think a ‘half day’ means leaving at five o’clock
2006-10-21
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