old world charm=room with a bath
tropical=rainy
majestic setting=a long way from town, at end of dirt road
options galore=nothing is included in the itinerary
secluded hideaway=directions to locate unclear
some budget rooms=sorry, already occupied
explore on your own=at your own expense
knowledgeable trip hosts=they’ve flown in a plane before
no extra fees=no extras
nominal fee=outrageous charge
standard=sub standard
deluxe=barely standard
superior accommodations=one complimentary chocolate and free shower cap
all the amenities=two chocolates and two shower caps
gentle breezes=in hurricane ally
light and airy=no air conditioning
picturesque=theme park nearby
24 hour bar=ice cubes at additional cost(when available)
2006-10-21
15:45:33
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