Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

An old Italian mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his ded. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howa about you leava me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lissina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. " Whatta you gonna do then..pointa to your watch and say, Times Up ?"
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The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote:
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

2006-10-20 10:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

2006-10-20 10:52:34 · 11 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

around 2002 a man travel i time to the 80's I can't remember the name ,,,,if you know the name do you know if it the series is coming back for reunion movie or the ist season of ir come to DVDs

2006-10-20 10:52:14 · 1 answers · asked by C.D. Riley 2 in Television

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the room.

He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's with her wearing the two coats?
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, ''FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!''

2006-10-20 10:52:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know he used to date Nicole Richie and he's supposedly dating Lauren Conrad right now, but was does he do in life??

Is he a singer, an actor, a reality show contestant or is he just known for being rich just like Paris Hilton?!

Thanks guys!! My tabloid-related curiosity is gonna be satiatied for a little while ;)

2006-10-20 10:51:32 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ AnGeL oF cLaRiTy ♥ 5 in Celebrities

2006-10-20 10:51:26 · 17 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Music

2006-10-20 10:50:41 · 3 answers · asked by coaco5502 2 in Television

I need real free ring tones for my phone.With out a credite card

2006-10-20 10:50:09 · 4 answers · asked by pretty lady 1 in Other - Entertainment

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

2006-10-20 10:49:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Gladwrap.

The psychiatrist says, ''Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'' '

2006-10-20 10:49:52 · 8 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what hip hop artist do you like best?

2006-10-20 10:49:43 · 7 answers · asked by KevinLT 1 in Music

2006-10-20 10:49:42 · 17 answers · asked by BloodIsTheAnswer 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 10:49:27 · 20 answers · asked by Jennifer G 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-20 10:48:48 · 31 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

How realistic is it that someone, anyone, would not cash that check? At least deposit it, then decide? Checks can expire! She's going to let it rot?

2006-10-20 10:48:23 · 9 answers · asked by browneyedgirl 6 in Television

I was thinking about the demographics of who buys certain types of music. Probably one of the more famous groups are the teenie boppers whose taste for bubblegum pop, emo punk, and hip hop are driving the biggest sales in music.

Besides them, how else do music distributors like to think of the different markets?

2006-10-20 10:48:23 · 2 answers · asked by Justin 4 in Music

Great track, and a fantastic bum chord near the start, but Im keen to know if alan rankine played piano on this track.

Thanks

2006-10-20 10:48:17 · 1 answers · asked by Sherlock 6 in Music

Swimming with Sharks was superb but think Usual Suspects may clinch it (a deserved Oscar). His appearance in Se7en was good too tho' but not long enough for it to be 'his best'. Any thoughts?

2006-10-20 10:48:14 · 36 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Movies

My boyfriend got me this bulletproof vest. I think it really shows how much he loves me

2006-10-20 10:48:03 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Movies

My daughter just came from a meeting and they want her to pay $350. to have talent agents come and see her over a weekend. This just sounds like a scam to me. They have a fancy web site and all but I just does'nt seem to be the way actors and models go about getting discovered.

2006-10-20 10:47:10 · 4 answers · asked by hollandgym 1 in Magazines

just look at his LIPS!!
http://www.forbes.com/2006/10/04/tech-media_cx_lr_100406_celeb_slide_10.html?thisSpeed=20000

2006-10-20 10:47:08 · 22 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone else going to watch the season premiere of the second season of Yo Momma monday night?

2006-10-20 10:46:54 · 11 answers · asked by forcejustify 1 in Television

I only ask this because I just did it. I'm driving down the road looking for a street sign. I see one about a hundred yards away. What do I do? I lean forward about 2 inches to get a better view. Do you think it really helped? Did the 2 inches REALLY help?
Oh Gawd, how do we survive.

2006-10-20 10:46:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ROCK, R&B, HIP-HOP,RAP,COUNTRY,SPANISH....
ME PERSONALLY I LIKE A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING BUT I PREFER R&B HIP-HOP AND RAP...
WHAT ABOUT YOU..

2006-10-20 10:45:47 · 38 answers · asked by SHORTY 2 in Music

2006-10-20 10:45:33 · 2 answers · asked by Tdtriche 1 in Music

I don't necessarily mean your favorite song, but in particular, your favorite line from a song. For example, "Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" from Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It?"...

2006-10-20 10:45:24 · 24 answers · asked by Fragile Rock 5 in Music

Two Blondes and a Lake

There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on the other side!"

2006-10-20 10:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I love to dance!!! I always have since I was a little girl. Now I'm in high school and I'm on the dance team at my school. Ever since I tried out i felt like no one there really liked me which made me feel uncomfortable, but I stayed. They been sticking me out alot and critizing my dancing. The day before we performed they told me if I continued to do it wrong I wouldn't perform, but I learned it and tore it up when we performed and it felt great!!! But I still continue to get talked about and sometimes I just wanna step down. What should I do?

2006-10-20 10:44:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

HELP

2006-10-20 10:44:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-20 10:44:28 · 3 answers · asked by karli h 1 in Movies