An old Italian mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his ded. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howa about you leava me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lissina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. " Whatta you gonna do then..pointa to your watch and say, Times Up ?"
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The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote:
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.
2006-10-20 10:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another great one, Pd. 10/10
2006-10-25 01:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 05:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one the best
2006-10-20 10:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by honeyleelove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are both really good but I think I prefer the first one.
2006-10-20 11:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Bella Donna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like both of them
2006-10-20 10:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty good.
2006-10-20 11:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha,thats was funny
2006-10-20 11:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-20 10:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! pretty funny!
2006-10-20 10:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋