Two Blondes and a Lake
There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on the other side!"
2006-10-20 10:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THREE BLONDES HAD THREE WISHES AND WHERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND 5 MILES FROM SHORE.THE FIRST ONE WISH SHE COULD BE A BRUNETTE AND SWAM TO SHORE.THE OTHER ONE WISHED SHE COULD BE A REDHEAD AND BUILT A BOAT AND ROWED TO SHOW.LAST ONE WISH SHE COULD BE A MAN AND CROSSED THE BRIDGE.
2006-10-20 10:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by FUCK U MELODY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i also know one.
there were 3 girls stranded on an island.one was a brunette, one had black hair, and one was a blonde. it was 6 miles to shore.
the black haired one swam 1 mile and drowned. the brunette swam 2 miles and drowned. the blonde swam 3 miles and thought she was too far away from the shore so she swam back!
lol!
2006-10-20 17:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by zazarulz2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
:)
Lets not pick on blondes today...............................
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor says,
"Well, tell me your symptoms."
"Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts,
when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my arm it hurts it just hurts everywhere!" she said.
The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said,
"Did you used to be a blonde?"
The brunette said, "Why yes!"
The doctor said, "Your finger's broken."
2006-10-20 17:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe :D
2006-10-20 17:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Shoush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋