Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle flies."
So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horses' backside?"
The cowboy says, "Oh no, trooper. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses' backside."

2006-10-20 15:22:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-20 15:21:39 · 7 answers · asked by Q 2 in Music

How about one that isn't Jerry, George, Kramer or Elaine?? How about best episode?

2006-10-20 15:20:45 · 18 answers · asked by mnkstapel 3 in Television

I am trying to expand my library.
Can anyone name some REALLY good death metal band.

2006-10-20 15:20:41 · 11 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Music

It was working a few months ago. I took it back out of the case and now I don't get any sound from the amp. I used a second cable and it didn't work and I tried it on the two battery powered tuners and neither responded to the guitar so I think it's the guitar itself.

I retrieved the schematics from the Fender site (it's a 1992 Fender Mexican Telecaster) and checked out the on line manual just to see if there was an active pickup. It doesn't appear to have a battery.

I'm reasonably handy so there's no fear of taking it apart if necessary but I thought I'd check in case I missed something before I do that.

I switched the pickups and made sure the volume and tone on the guitar were up.

So before I break it down, any ideas on what the problem might be? Something to be aware of when I take it apart? If it's not obvious, I have a card for a tech but I thought I'd check on line first.

2006-10-20 15:20:30 · 5 answers · asked by dm_gsxr 4 in Music

and look at my other questions

2006-10-20 15:20:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 15:20:00 · 2 answers · asked by Allan M 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-20 15:19:45 · 14 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I saw this movie once in the 70s. I don't know the name of it or who starred in it. I would like to buy it on DVD if it is available. Here goes: An unfaithful husband murders his wife. He chops her body into pieces, wraps the pieces in Butchers paper and places them in a meat freezer in his basement. The body parts "come to life" and escape from the freezer. The husband is then murdered by a disembodied hand. Later, The husband's mistress arrives at the house to check up on him. She finds his corpse then the wife's body parts attack her. Like I said I saw this movie over 30 years ago and have no other info.

2006-10-20 15:18:29 · 4 answers · asked by Ozzie B. 6 in Movies

It was at the credits, too. And also, that movie was like one of the most confusing movies ever, I totally didn't understand it. Can someone explain it for me. Thxs.

2006-10-20 15:18:10 · 5 answers · asked by I Hate Chocolate 1 in Movies

2006-10-20 15:18:02 · 15 answers · asked by i-love-the-mavs-41 1 in Music

im looking for the music code for
Butterfly Boucher - Life is short
i want to put it on a website!
and i can only find the downloaing version....or buying the cd.
i just want the music code


PLZ HELP ......i don't know where to find it..

2006-10-20 15:17:15 · 2 answers · asked by moon 1 in Music

i want to know is it any good? im a fan of the video games based off of it, so if anyone has seen it is it any good.?

2006-10-20 15:16:55 · 8 answers · asked by ThemusicalArtist 1 in Movies

But seriously - doesn't being single AND skint blow?
I could live with one or the other but both????
Bah! No passion or romance for me tonight and it's a month before I can afford to go out to a club.
Any solidarity out there brothers and sisters?

2006-10-20 15:16:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would be the character he plays?

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2006-10-20 15:16:34 · 23 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Other - Entertainment

>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>
> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!

> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.

> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
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> >A: Hair balls.

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> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
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> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

2006-10-20 15:16:32 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you and your boyfriend, (not husband), have a joint account? If so, how does that work out? We don't have one, but he wants me to think about it. We both have good incomes and just naturally let expenses fall as they may and they pretty much end up split even. Anyway, just curious how others do it and if this is something I should think about. Thanks for any advice you give me.

2006-10-20 15:16:25 · 9 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 15:15:48 · 4 answers · asked by fawad a 1 in Music

my favorites are:
WHEE-OH!
I spanked you as a baby, I'll spank you now, b*tch!
Then, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.........they hurt like crap, man!

2006-10-20 15:15:30 · 7 answers · asked by the love guru 2 in Movies

2006-10-20 15:15:23 · 26 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

....by a little tail?

2006-10-20 15:14:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and does not follow direction. and no she is not add or adhd.

2006-10-20 15:14:46 · 9 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 15:14:40 · 7 answers · asked by jsmeat92 2 in Music

It can be anything ^^ Just name it

2006-10-20 15:14:33 · 20 answers · asked by Elissa K 2 in Music

why did he ride a tiger? and why was it green?

2006-10-20 15:14:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is this correct? explain please.

2006-10-20 15:14:09 · 17 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think they should make a new star trek series? why? My feeling is to pick back up after voyager returns, not all this prequal stuff. Maybe another exploring theme or time travel.

2006-10-20 15:14:05 · 4 answers · asked by Ethan E 1 in Television

2006-10-20 15:14:00 · 5 answers · asked by Lil' M 1 in Music

2006-10-20 15:12:53 · 7 answers · asked by robert w 1 in Music

2006-10-20 15:12:23 · 16 answers · asked by Paley Pale 5 in Polls & Surveys