>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!
> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.
> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy
> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
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> >A: Hair balls.
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> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
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> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
2006-10-20 15:16:32 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are all good they made me laugh. But i like the one about the woman and the battery the best.
2006-10-20 16:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by timothy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 06:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you said these were great? These arent even worth a ha ha, let alone even a ha.
2006-10-20 15:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha?
2006-10-20 15:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by CARNIVALxSTYLE 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the sickness continues on yahoo answers
2006-10-20 15:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Joe v 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe nice ones!! i like the nudist ones best!!! ;]
2006-10-20 15:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing. Those are riddles, by the way.
2006-10-20 15:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
50%.. were good others were not good at all
2006-10-20 16:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-20 15:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
old but cute and they are riddles
2006-10-20 16:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋