I did not make this joke up, but I heard it somewhere and thought it was pretty funny. I will tell the joke from my point of view:
So, one day my neighbor was going to be out of town for a few weeks so he asked me if I could take care of his dog. I said yes, so my neighbor instructed me on everything I needed to do.
One day I was taking care of the dog but I noticed that something was different about it. I called the neighbor and described what the dog was doing, and lucky for me it was not a new problem.
My neighbor said that the dog was probably constapated, and told me that I could treat it by getting specialized dog food.
So I went to the pet shop and was looking at all the dog food. I saw dog food for the growing dog, for the overweight dog, and then finally dog food for the constapated dog.
So I got the bag took it to the cashier but while I was waiting in line I got to thinking.
Why waste a good thing?
2006-10-20
15:49:19
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