I did not make this joke up, but I heard it somewhere and thought it was pretty funny. I will tell the joke from my point of view:
So, one day my neighbor was going to be out of town for a few weeks so he asked me if I could take care of his dog. I said yes, so my neighbor instructed me on everything I needed to do.
One day I was taking care of the dog but I noticed that something was different about it. I called the neighbor and described what the dog was doing, and lucky for me it was not a new problem.
My neighbor said that the dog was probably constapated, and told me that I could treat it by getting specialized dog food.
So I went to the pet shop and was looking at all the dog food. I saw dog food for the growing dog, for the overweight dog, and then finally dog food for the constapated dog.
So I got the bag took it to the cashier but while I was waiting in line I got to thinking.
Why waste a good thing?
2006-10-20 15:49:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha... its funny, but it would probably go over better in real life. depends on your timing, too.
2006-10-20 16:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by dandelionwine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its alright, but the end should probably we worded a lil differently.
What I'm assuming this means:
'Why waste a good thing?' = Why waste the opprotunity to not have to clean up after the dogs poo?
(lol, no thats not my suggestion for the rewording. I stink at those things.)
2006-10-20 23:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like "I'm constipated too, why waste the food on the dog"? That's about the only thing I can come up with
2006-10-20 23:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by ?karissa? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JJ was a well hated person in the DURHAM area.
he got a DWI about 3 months ago and is a weed head.
he whinned all the time. i cant make a lay up if he was guarded.
2006-10-21 08:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the joke was meant to be." why waste money on a dog you don't live with?" am i right??
2006-10-20 23:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by Bronco16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That was a good one. Not hard to see the punch line either.
2006-10-20 23:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by tinydancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. The dog is not shi**ing. Why buy something so he can go back to shi**ing? I think you meant to say, "why ruin a good thing?"
2006-10-21 00:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it those people are dumb. It's the fact that u don't have to clean up his u-no-what if he's constipated right? It's just an OK joke, though, sorry. : /
2006-10-20 23:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by katherinejean66 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get it.. the dogs constapated it cant **** in the house
2006-10-20 23:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a few seconds but its good enough to recite and see if i get any reaction
2006-10-20 23:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by jess l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋