it doesn't hurt to take a good hard look at yourself sometimes and this should help get you started.
during a visit to a mental asylum a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which helped decide whether or not a person should be institutionilized."well" said the director "we offer the patient a teaspoon,a teacup or a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bath", "oh i see" said the visitor "a normal person would choose the bucket as its bigger than the cup or spoon", "no" said the director"a normal person would pull the plug,do u want a bed near the window?"
did you pass?or do you want a bed next to mine?
2006-10-19
03:26:35
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