Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

2006-10-18 05:26:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 05:26:47 · 7 answers · asked by jessnclh 3 in Celebrities

thats what my 3rd grade teacher said to us what do you think about that?

2006-10-18 05:26:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I normally pick a best answer. It will be the one most similar to mine.

2006-10-18 05:24:28 · 16 answers · asked by firedragon 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 05:23:49 · 8 answers · asked by Bhoy Bill 1 in Comics & Animation

can we just lay here and forget the world
all that i am
can we just lay haer
just forget the world
those three little words are said to much

2006-10-18 05:23:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I would have to say No one by Aly & Aj

2006-10-18 05:23:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

I was thinking about going but the first one sucked and I dont want to waste my money again..

2006-10-18 05:22:57 · 4 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Movies

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

2006-10-18 05:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 05:22:08 · 1 answers · asked by man 1 in Television

2006-10-18 05:20:32 · 11 answers · asked by j_m_brown12 1 in Movies

I hope so too. No one answered my Burning Bridges question last month. I know it's a remake. It seems that country singers turned TV/movie actors or actress is now a new trend. What do you think?

2006-10-18 05:20:28 · 4 answers · asked by Kristen H 6 in Movies

The 70s was disco. The 80s included tecno, rap, and hair bands. The 90s had grunge and pop country. What would you say is the latest popular genre of music?

2006-10-18 05:20:12 · 5 answers · asked by Paul S 2 in Music

2006-10-18 05:20:07 · 31 answers · asked by svmanning05 2 in Polls & Surveys

A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"

"Ten pounds," he replies.

"We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.

About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”

The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!

That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."

"We’ll send someone over."

The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!

That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"

"Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."

The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"

About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”

2006-10-18 05:20:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 05:19:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I say her Heart, My opinion.....Smile

2006-10-18 05:19:12 · 11 answers · asked by Having Fun 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love the song. It goes well with the Flicka soundtrack and it's a nice song for his three daughters, Gracie, Audrey and Maggie.

2006-10-18 05:19:06 · 5 answers · asked by Kristen H 6 in Music

Robot Chicken is an animated series and I need as many song names as I can get. From the theme of the show to songs during the show. Can anyone help?

Thanks.

2006-10-18 05:18:38 · 4 answers · asked by fl4v 1 in Comics & Animation

I personally like the song and the video. I think it's one of her best hits.

2006-10-18 05:18:14 · 5 answers · asked by Kristen H 6 in Music

From the tv show eggheads and why?
Make me laugh please.

2006-10-18 05:18:00 · 18 answers · asked by brainlady 6 in Television

A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you—I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, ma’am, what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?"

2006-10-18 05:17:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 05:17:40 · 27 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

it is anime

2006-10-18 05:17:35 · 3 answers · asked by hafiz r 1 in Comics & Animation

Child molesters. Discusting petophiles? Whoever you are i hope you die!

2006-10-18 05:17:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's gonna get all over my clothes and piss my wife off, what should I do about this awkward situation?

2006-10-18 05:16:54 · 26 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 05:16:50 · 20 answers · asked by DJ R 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-18 05:16:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence?

2006-10-18 05:16:18 · 7 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

i was head over heels addicted to it. i thought that i was soo much like Maria. who did u relate to? i know, i know...its an alien show but i was glued to the tv as a teenager, plus i recorded every single episode. CAN U BELIEVE THAT CHIK TESS? I HATED HER

2006-10-18 05:15:59 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television