A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
2006-10-18 05:26:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh didnt expect that ending. i laughed so hard.
2006-10-18 05:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny and soo wrong at the same time - I'll have to tell it to my Husband when he gets home!! Keep it up!!!
2006-10-18 05:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one a few years ago, still a bit on the sick side though
2006-10-18 05:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by daisymay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, I do like some form, if performed ideal, it may upload spice. yet no longer something too severe for me. i do no longer strategies letting her be in fee as long as i may well be in fee too. Makes it greater exciting.
2016-12-26 22:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One! Very funny. haha
2006-10-18 06:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Chantal F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,man stuffed it till it stuck and choke her!!!! Ha Ha Ha....Good joke with lot of imagination and climax !!! I liked it!
2006-10-18 05:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
spoken like a true man
2006-10-18 05:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by bootsjeansnpearls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff. Old though.
2006-10-18 05:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by bc.grown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty? I would never do something like that to a person that isn't fully awoke
2006-10-18 05:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by jlex_polite 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not Bad.
2006-10-18 05:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by david429835 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋