A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"
"Ten pounds," he replies.
"We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.
About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”
The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!
That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."
"We’ll send someone over."
The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!
That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"
"Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."
The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"
About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
2006-10-18 05:20:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Run Fat Boy! RUN!
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2006-10-18 05:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so he's lost 10, then 20 thats 30 all together, then he wants to lose 50, thats 80 all together...thats alot of weight....do you think he can run 50 more lbs? I think the gorilllaaas gonnaaaa geeettt soooommeee! hahahahaha that was great!
2006-10-18 12:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, but i heard it with Richard Simmons instead of the gorilla. Both ways it is still hysterical.
2006-10-18 12:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha .......Must have lost more than 50 pounds I believe!!! Good One!!! Made me to laugh !
2006-10-18 12:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 50/10
2006-10-18 20:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah run boy run as fast as u can
2006-10-18 12:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a pretty good one lol
2006-10-18 12:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-18 16:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-18 15:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!
2006-10-18 23:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋